Can't believe this one!

Lord above - I was offered a part in a movie the other day. A relocated producer from California expressed an opinion that I was a good candidate for a character in his latest film. I was a little surprised, mostly because I don't think I would be able to act my way out of a wet paper bag, and the part is for an almost 'survivor' of a B horror flick. I am afraid the poor thing doesn't quite make it all the way to the end of the film.....but was assured that her death was unique. Towell and all!!

ha ha ha

Everyone knows that in the middle of your mayhem and murder, good hygiene is very important!

Then he gave me a copy of the script.

Then I knew why it was a horror film!

Oh well, I guess it is the thought that counts. It might have been kinda cool to be slashed on screen, but then I am sick like that!!